Me trying to save my academic career
my body is a temple but it was abandoned years ago and now it is just a place where teenagers come to do shitty graffiti
I met Bill Nye on a plane in 1999. Here he is inventing the selfie.
Bill Nye invented the selfie.
bill nye the selfie guy
friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?
The Color of Infinite: Pink/Red
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem